[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all
THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER
This is my kind of humor!
'you're too old for pokemon'
I believe we are called VETERAN TRAINERS, THANK YOU
every class is art class if you dont care enough
fullmetal alchemist/fire emblem crossover
idk if all these classes fit them, i tried ヽ(；▽；)ノ
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OH MY GOD HOW DO U CUTE
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.
Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.
It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
"guys!! whatever you do PLEASE don’t bring up the whole swatting thing to the creatures at PAX!”
*thecreatures come out in prison suits and SWAT team outfits*